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d3im0s wrote:
TriffiD wrote:
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1st @ ur-anus!
Big deal, Kirb! @ my-anus it is always midnight.


the so called "place where the sun never shines" Laughing


Not quite true damien. I have seen these strange movies where girls put
different kind of objects in their anuses, so in some cases a small amount of sunlight gets in.

-Doctror kirbanus @ backdoor college out Cool

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I like arnie's dick Laughing Laughing
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where is bonzo? who is fishface? wtf is major homo?

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1st naabs!

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I like arnie's dick Laughing Laughing
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cmoooooon kiiiirbs -.-

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Hallo Deutsch idioten.( Translator on my iphone)

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Sie dumm bart tragen ziegen Wink

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Hallo Deutsch idioten.( Translator on my iphone)
Sie dumm bart tragen ziegen
Hmm, I knew the iPhone sucks. Laughing

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I just used an internet-service to translate a text first English-German, then German-French and finally French-English.

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What occurred was this. Lord John had shot an ajouti--which is a
small, pig-like animal--and, half of it having been given to the
Indians, we were cooking the other half upon our fire. There is a
chill in the air after dark, and we had all drawn close to the blaze.
The night was moonless, but there were some stars, and one could see
for a little distance across the plain. Well, suddenly out of the
darkness, out of the night, there swooped something with a swish like
an aeroplane. The whole group of us were covered for an instant by a
canopy of leathery wings, and I had a momentary vision of a long,
snake-like neck, a fierce, red, greedy eye, and a great snapping beak,
filled, to my amazement, with little, gleaming teeth. The next instant
it was gone--and so was our dinner. A huge black shadow, twenty feet
across, skimmed up into the air; for an instant the monster wings
blotted out the stars, and then it vanished over the brow of the cliff
above us. We all sat in amazed silence round the fire, like the heroes
of Virgil when the Harpies came down upon them.


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What arrived, it was. Mister John had pulled ajouti - who is a small
animal in pig - and, the half of it to have been given to the Indians, we
made the other half on our fire. There is a cold thereafter ténébrement
in air, and we had all pulled near flame. The night was moonless, but
there were some stars, and it was possible to see for a small distance
on level. So, suddenly of darkness, of the night, there something collided
from above with a fact to hiss as a plane. Our very the group was
covered since instant by a baldachin of wings ledernen, and I had filled a
short vision of a long neck in snake, of a greedy, wild, red eye, and of a
big catching beak, at my surprise, with few, the bright teeth. Next instant
it was so far - and our lunch. A huge black shadow, twenty feet, taken
away in air; since instant, the wings of monster veiled stars, and then, it
disappeared on the eyebrow of the reef on us. We all sat us in the silence
surprised around the fire as the heroes of Virgil, when Harpyien on them
went down.

Actually I was surprised that the result roughly resembled the contents of the original.

QUIZZZZZ:
Do you know which book I took the paragraph from?

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I'll answer your brainiac question with an anagram:

downheartedly ultracool thorns

Et voila!

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Spliffy wrote:
downheartedly ultracool thorns
heyheyhey! Very good. I have a single 'e' left, if I eliminate the letters of the solution, but I might have miscounted/misspelled. Rolling Eyes
The novel is highly recommendable, by the way.

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am i the first? Question

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Wrooooooooong! I am!

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Wrooooooooong! I am!

LMS! Cool

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