Register • Search • FAQ • Memberlist • Usergroups • Log in Nursery Rhymes Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next      teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Off-Topic View previous topic View next topic Nursery Rhymes Author Message Odd Job Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 60 Location: London Nursery Rhymes Some people think that Gonzos can't be cute and sing sweet little nursery rhymes. Well they are wrong. Here is my nursery rhyme of the day: Jack and Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny Poor Jack's gob Got filled with knob Cos Jill's a fucken tranny! _________________ Nobody owns that energy, not one man and not one clan. It is borrowed for a short time. Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:22 pm dirtyjacky Site Admin Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 718 Location: Mainhatten I hope the similarity to my nick is just a coinsident. _________________ ...dirty has enough HATE for you... Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:38 pm Odd Job Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 60 Location: London loooool But don't mention similarities cos someone will start singing Jack and Bull _________________ Nobody owns that energy, not one man and not one clan. It is borrowed for a short time. Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:42 pm p.a.d.s Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Posts: 65 how delightfull.... XD _________________ _______ gonzo|p.a.d.s Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:07 pm KillerMaster Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 632 Location: Frankfurt/Main, Germany lolz, I love gonzo, girlz. Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:17 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Can one be off topic if the topic is called "Off-Topic"? edit: And what became of Jack and Jill? 2nd edit: I wonder: If Jills' name was Leonore - would they still have gone up the hill or to the shore? And do girls with names like Kate or Susan get their butts licked at all? Or do their boyfriends simply say: "I would lick you, but there's no place we can go?" _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:20 am Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. OddJob is great _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:28 pm ( >'.')> Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: Where i lay my head is home Kate can go to a different state and susan can go to cambodia as long as i care.. _________________ d3im0s wrote: I like arnie's dick Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:30 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. Maybe they can go to Varkaus? _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:34 pm ( >'.')> Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: Where i lay my head is home For a butt licking? why not.. _________________ d3im0s wrote: I like arnie's dick Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:38 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. Who enjoys butt licking? I do, you do. Yes you do, yes you do. _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:28 pm d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 Bionic Commando wrote: Who enjoys butt licking? I do, you do. Yes you do, yes you do. so the questions here obviously are: 1. r u a BUTTLICKR (such as bio is) 2. r u a PZZYLICKR (such as kirbster is) 3. r u an ANALSLUT (such as bonzo is) 4. r u a COCKSUCKR (such as triffid is) _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:29 pm Shifty Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 747 Location: Ruegen, Germany so you wanna be a gangster ? tell me just one thing what you know about being a hardman you mom buys your bling... _________________ Bonzo wrote: Have to say you Germans look very well behaved if that was the Uk you would see drunk fat girls fighting Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:29 pm ( >'.')> Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: Where i lay my head is home shifty is vanilla ice _________________ d3im0s wrote: I like arnie's dick Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:24 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Yeah right - you go on waffeling about everything and nothing, while Jack and Jill probably got addicted to alcohol or drugs or both or drugs only, considering that alcohol is a drug. You make me all sick. Who is now taking care of poor Jill's fanny? I go crying now. Good night you superficial shallow bunch of rhubarb sticks. _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:10 pm Display posts from previous:  All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year  Oldest FirstNewest First     teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Off-Topic All times are GMT + 1 Hour Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next Page 1 of 4   Jump to:  Select a forum About Team Gonzo----------------NewsWho is Gonzo?The Gonzo ServersBecome a member!Wanna fight gonzo|? Public Forum----------------Talk, talk, talk!Help & SupportOff-TopicFunny shit!Gonzo and friendsCook it baby!Games & More TrueCombat:Elite----------------About TrueCombat:EliteTrueCombat:Elite Downloads You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group Design by Freestyle XL / Flowers Online.