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Bonzo
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Had a nice steak in El lazo in Dusseldorf on tuesday and I love being able to smoke inside a bar.Think I will move to Germany.Anyone like to pay me lots of money for doing fuck all?
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Bionic Commando
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Bonzo
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Boat show and look at German Boobs.
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| Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:41 am |
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gonzo|bull
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Boat show and look at German Boobs. |
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Don Bonzini's firsts steps to a succesfull trip in Germany:
1. Get to Düsseldorf by hitching a ride - check
2. Visit a pointless motor boat show and have a look at boats I probably can never afford - check
3. Have a cheap german steak in an even cheaper flophouse and try to masturbate under the table
while trying to do as much as upskirt photos as I can - check
still to do:
5. Remain in Düsseldorf and visit Blueberry in order to smoke as much weed as I can to puke tar
4. Visit KillerMaster in Münster an be the substitute Kebab spit for him for a day
6. Visit Dirty and Bull in Frankfurt to get a tattoo on my ass by THE green marker
7. Visit TriffiD in Lüneburg and teach him how to fist my nostril while simultaneously stroking my hairy asshole with at least
four toes which might be the point his omnispresent pseudo knowledge ends
8. Visit d3im0s in order to check out the wonderful whore houses of downtown Hanover and get advice which whore
is the best to fuck
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Bonzo
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I will put that on the to do list for next year 
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Bonzo
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I think I saw Blueberry drinking a bottle of cheap wine on a tram.
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Spliffy
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Visit Spliffy, have a nice meal, some good wine and then a game of scabble over a few glasses of single malt while putting the world to rights...
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Bonzo
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And then you find me a nice French girl!
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TriffiD
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And then you find me a nice French girl! |
I can do that for you:
Done!
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MONTANA
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And then you find me a nice French girl! |
I can do that for you:
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I wonder how does she look like in 2011.
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"I´M NOT CRAZY
My Reality Is Just Different Than Yours" |
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Spliffy
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And then you find me a nice French girl! |
I can do that for you:
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I wonder how does she look like in 2011. |
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Bionic Commando
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MONTANA
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"I´M NOT CRAZY
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| Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:27 am |
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Bonzo
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That is how most of the girls from Stockport look,no kidding I can look out of my shop door and see 3 like that at least anytime of day!
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