Register • Search • FAQ • Memberlist • Usergroups • Log in |gonzolife for 52 weeks Goto page 1, 2  Next      teamgonzo.net Forum Index » About TrueCombat:Elite View previous topic View next topic |gonzolife for 52 weeks Author Message Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. |gonzolife for 52 weeks Yeah, I have been gonzo for ONE YEAR NOW! WOO! Send me some booze! What an strange journey this have been... omg! It feels forever! Let me tell some things happened, and YES, all of these things are true, and happened in this year: GoNe break up... I have lose all my savings... I have quit my job... I have been drinking like there's no tomorrow... I have much more hair now, everywhere... My finger-, and toenails are all black... I lose my camera... My car has never been in such a bad shape... Police took my drivers license... Stole nightstick from police... Spend 5 nights in jail (3 in row)... Used more drugs, than ever in my life... Lived with people I didn't knew... Burn (almost down, phew!) one sauna badly... Sunk my father's boat and break hes rifle... Almost killed a man, while driving drunk... Did some crime, I don't want to tell you about... Got slapped in the face by many women... I smoke more now... I now wash my clothes very rarely... My apartment looks terrible... I quit my hobbys, like playing guitar and going in the gym... Yeah, this was nice year, and yes, |gonzo isn't just a clan it is truly a way of life! And THANK YOU GONZOS, for fucking my life badly, I liked it! I see if I can stay alive for one more year with you guys. See ya on the field! Uncle & Masterchef Bio _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Last edited by Bionic Commando on Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:39 pm; edited 1 time in total Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:58 pm Splinx Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 628 Location: Dortmund, Germany gratz _________________ Blueberry wrote: yeah, quote me harder, bitch Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:01 pm KillaMasta Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 3132 Location: Münster, Germany YEEEEEEEEAZ! & soon I'm tha most-active-gonzo with HEIN .. 3 years ... comin' soon _________________ "One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:19 pm d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 Re: |gonzolife for 52 weeks Bionic Commando wrote: Yeah, I have been gonzo for ONE YEAR NOW! WOO! Send me some booze! What an strange journey this have been... omg! It feels forever! Let me tell some things happened, and YES, all of these things are true, and happened in this year: GoNe break up... I have lose all my savings... I have quit my job... I have been drinking like there's no tomorrow... I have much more hair now, everywhere... My finger-, and toenails are all black... I lose my camera... My car has never been in such a bad shape... Police took my drivers license... Stole nightstick from police... Spend 5 nights in jail (3 in row)... Used more drugs, than ever in my life... Lived with people I didn't knew... Burn (almost down, phew!) one sauna badly... Sunk my father's boat and break he's rifle... Almost killed a man, while driving drunk... Did some crime, I don't want to tell you about... Got slapped in the face by many women... I smoke more now... I now wash my clothes very rarely... My apartment looks terrible... I quit my hobbys, like playing guitar and going in the gym... Yeah, this was nice year, and yes, |gonzo isn't just a clan it is truly a way of life! And THANK YOU GONZOS, for fucking my life badly, I liked it! I see if I can stay alive for one more year with you guys. See ya on the field! Uncle & Masterchef Bio omfg I got tears in my eyes right now... bio you boob...I think gonzo owes you something cos you have become a honorary and respected (well not always ) member of the gonzo family... so....I got a good idea for bio's sake FREE ASIAN CHICKS FOR ALL!!!! LET'S INVADE FOKKIN' CHINA, JAPAN AND PAPUA NEW GUINEA!!!! eeerm... btw: I wanna see some pics of your toilet...darn this must be a true shithole gonzomess ps: don't forget your cooking school and your kitchen _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:36 pm KillaMasta Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 3132 Location: Münster, Germany but first he has to find his camera.. XD & then pornpics & chickachica _________________ "One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:47 pm Blueberry Site Admin Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 1051 Location: Germany _________________ Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:01 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. Thank you for your support! _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:13 pm d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 fullstop. erm...I don't want to bother the whole funny "discussion" but reading that post over and over again...is this all honestly true?....I mean...OMG....bio.... _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:18 pm Shifty Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 747 Location: Ruegen, Germany holy shit bio.... _________________ Bonzo wrote: Have to say you Germans look very well behaved if that was the Uk you would see drunk fat girls fighting Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:32 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. Nah, don't worry, I'm OK, and yes, it is true... but hell.. year is a long time.... hehehe, it looks worse, when I list it that way... but yeah, there are many things missing too. If you list all the sick things happened to you, well, I think your list would be even more radical. Look at bonzo, he's list would be like this in 1 DAY. Bonzo lives in the edge. _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:35 pm Shifty Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 747 Location: Ruegen, Germany haha _________________ Bonzo wrote: Have to say you Germans look very well behaved if that was the Uk you would see drunk fat girls fighting Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:37 pm OKlop Joined: 12 Sep 2006 Posts: 399 Location: Croatia congratz Bio...and dont worry, all is good untill u start sucking cock for money Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:20 pm d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 OKlop wrote: congratz Bio...and dont worry, all is good untill u start sucking cock for money ROFL _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:21 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. OKlop wrote: congratz Bio...and dont worry, all is good untill u start sucking cock for money _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:39 pm ( >'.')> Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: Where i lay my head is home Bio u just made baby jesus cry . . . . But luckily i dont believe any of that jesus crap so i dont give a rats ass.. Its always fun to be fucking around drunk & stoned & get boned in da arse but dont get caught while doing it. Did u smash ur vette while u were drunk? _________________ d3im0s wrote: I like arnie's dick Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:21 pm Display posts from previous:  All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year  Oldest FirstNewest First     teamgonzo.net Forum Index » About TrueCombat:Elite All times are GMT + 1 Hour Goto page 1, 2  Next Page 1 of 2   Jump to:  Select a forum About Team Gonzo----------------NewsWho is Gonzo?The Gonzo ServersBecome a member!Wanna fight gonzo|? Public Forum----------------Talk, talk, talk!Help & SupportOff-TopicFunny shit!Gonzo and friendsCook it baby!Games & More TrueCombat:Elite----------------About TrueCombat:EliteTrueCombat:Elite Downloads You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group Design by Freestyle XL / Flowers Online.