Register • Search • FAQ • Memberlist • Usergroups • Log in Bacon Lattice Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next      teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Cook it baby! View previous topic View next topic Bacon Lattice Author Message MONTANA Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 2625 Location: Freiberg, Germany ( >'.')> wrote: I know what u mean swatters. I also used to live near Asshole but then i moved north (much, much dryer here) to booby mountains. Although i miss Loch Vagina but cant say i miss Loch Schlong. Thats at last a really a pathetic story.. _________________ "I´M NOT CRAZY My Reality Is Just Different Than Yours" Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:07 pm d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 MONTANA wrote: ( >'.')> wrote: I know what u mean swatters. I also used to live near Asshole but then i moved north (much, much dryer here) to booby mountains. Although i miss Loch Vagina but cant say i miss Loch Schlong. Thats at last a really a pathetic story.. tell us yours... _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:54 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. monty is funny _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:00 pm FishFace Joined: 06 Sep 2006 Posts: 590 Location: Northport, Manchester Hmm, still not made it yet.. This week we are having, venison burgers, egg fried rice, stir fry, roast pork, pizza, chilli and soup. _________________ Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:51 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany FishFace wrote: Hmm, still not made it yet.. This week we are having, venison burgers, egg fried rice, stir fry, roast pork, pizza, chilli and soup. Vengeful Burgers? _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:00 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. I have so bad hangover, that I have to keep on drinking _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:41 pm MONTANA Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 2625 Location: Freiberg, Germany Bionic Commando wrote: I have so bad hangover, that I have to keep on drinking I know of it - only too well! lets play? .. . ... .. .......... .. NOW!? _________________ "I´M NOT CRAZY My Reality Is Just Different Than Yours" Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:49 pm MONTANA Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 2625 Location: Freiberg, Germany Well, actually i have to update PB.. _________________ "I´M NOT CRAZY My Reality Is Just Different Than Yours" Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:04 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. I go watch porn, before I pass out. _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:34 pm MONTANA Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 2625 Location: Freiberg, Germany ahh Bio - plyed about 2 hours at shotzone _________________ "I´M NOT CRAZY My Reality Is Just Different Than Yours" Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:37 pm ( >'.')> Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: Where i lay my head is home MONTANA wrote: ahh Bio - plyed about 2 hours at shotzone nab _________________ d3im0s wrote: I like arnie's dick Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:57 pm FishFace Joined: 06 Sep 2006 Posts: 590 Location: Northport, Manchester RIGHT. We did it! We decided to make the bacon lattice and roll it up with onion mash. However, we made too much onion and just put some onion inside and had mash with it. Unfortunately, the photos are a bit sparse, but here's what I've got. Here's the lattice, frying in the pan. We forgot to take pictures while we wove it, but it's quite easy. We found you can fit 12 pieces of bacon into the lattice - 6 one way, 6 the other. You'll find the bacon exudes lots of baconjuice. It's not yummy like orange juice or man juice, so hold the lattice in place with a spatula and drain that stuff off. Don't cook the bacon for too long or you want be able to roll it! Once the bottom is going brown, you should flip it over to cook the other side. If you're skilled like me you can use the pan to throw the lattice in the air like a pancake. My housemate videoed that, I'll get it here later. While the lattice is frying, prepare the onion. Get some onions and peel 'em. We used three which was too many to mix with the mash and stuff inside the roll. I didn't mind because I love onion. Use your judgement. Chop chop. Chop the onions into little 'C'-shaped slivers by halving the peeled onion and, with the flat side of the half on a chopping board, making lots of successive parallel cuts. Take the lattice out of the pan once it's nicely done and put it on some paper towel to absorb the grease. Give it a friendly pat. Now the frying pan's free, bung all that onion in there. Don't let it burn! (Arty shot from my housemate) Peel and chop your potatoes - use about 2 per person for a good amount of mash. [img]http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=77191&id=531572029#/photo.php?pid=1849292&id=531572029[/img] Boil them for about 20 minutes in salted water. Use the lid! After the 20 minutes is up, mash the potato. Put in a knob of butter and a bit of milk. Once it's all munged around, taste it to check for seasoning, and add salt and pepper to taste. Mmm! Onions are looking good now. Time to put them somewhere. We put them inside the bacon lattice, but we want to try it with mixing the onion and mash together for the filling: To roll it up, spread a layer of onions (or your chosen filling) on top of the lattice, then roll it into a spiral, like a swiss roll. Put it in a roasting tin, and pop 'er in the oven for about 20 minutes, at 200 degrees (This could be while the mash cooks if you want separate mash) Here's some onion mixed into the mash. 20 minutes later and here's the finished product - delicious bacon roll. We thought we didn't quite have enough, so next time I think we're going to make two. Yum! _________________ Last edited by FishFace on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:51 am; edited 1 time in total Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:50 pm merlin1991 Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 178 Location: Vienna, Austria FishFace wrote: [img]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2443/160/14/531572029/n531572029_1849295_2034.jpg[/img nub FishFace wrote: [img]http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=77191&id=531572029#/photo.php?pid=1849292&id=531572029[/img] omg facebook, argh i can't look at that pic but the thing looks great, eventough i saw one that was even better (it was filled with cheese ) edit: heres the pic: _________________ "Fog is no water and no air it's something between it" Merlin Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:06 pm Splinx Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 628 Location: Dortmund, Germany @fishy: looks weird @triffid: 1. uri gellar 2. stfu @ mtz: was guckst du? @rest fu2 roawr Morbo _________________ Blueberry wrote: yeah, quote me harder, bitch Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:24 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany OMG BAUKNECHT?!? Next time you buy a stove, oven, dishwasher, fridge or whatever: Call me!! Bauknecht my ass. _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:27 pm Display posts from previous:  All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year  Oldest FirstNewest First     teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Cook it baby! 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