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d3im0s
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nope..this is eddie murphy



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Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres.
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pongo



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and this is eddie murphy too...he/she looks like HEINI


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HEINI



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SCHNAUZE PONGO !!!!!

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Bonzo



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Nice tits

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HEINI



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Not as nice as mine, wanker Very Happy

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pongo



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HEINI wrote:
SCHNAUZE PONGO !!!!!


Crying or Very sad Embarassed Crying or Very sad

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this is probably one of the best topics ever created in internets history.
learn from it.
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poor gob.

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d3im0s
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Bionic Commando wrote:
this is probably one of the best topics ever created in internets history.
learn from it.
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poor gob.


dou you really think so?? prove it motherlover (with TriffiD's words) Exclamation

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Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres.
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TriffiD
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Jack and Jill (Part two)


Jack and Jill went up the hill

to try and save the planet

Rocky Horror stopped them in

their tracks like Brad and Janet.



Romeo sent Juliet

to fetch a pail of water

then he met the Capulets

resulting in a slaughter.



Jack the Ripper closed his zipper

things were hunky-dory

Jack fell down and broke his crown

but that's another story...



Jack gave Jill another pill

they both collapsed in laughter

then the clown fell dead to ground

and Jill came tumbling after.



So now I finally know what became of Jill. As I was expecting: dead.

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Splinx



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u re such a pessimist triff...ok he died...but jill just fell.

maybe she survived Laughing

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Splinx



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TriffiD wrote:
Jack and Jill (Part two)


Jack gave Jill another pill

they both collapsed in laughter

then the clown fell dead to ground

and Jill came tumbling after.


also...by entitleing(?^^) him as clown...it couldt also mean..he s just playing dead.

Or "the clown" is a drug-induced hallucination

So itz just fair and fairly just to imagine them both living on a long st00ned life in a flying fortress made of chocolate and ambrosia.

Morbo, the cruel aka the merciless art-criticinat00r Cool

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Splinx wrote:
u re such a pessimist triff...ok he died...but jill just fell.

maybe she survived Laughing
You are only trying to soothe me. She's dead, I know it. And no one took care of her fanny before she (or "he" as we know) was kicked out of existance.

Bionic Commando wrote:
Maybe they can go to Varkaus?

Laughing
"Varkaus" sounds like "Parkhaus".

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Everybody dies! It's simple as that.

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i found some new hints what happened to jill. according the poet calvin broadus, jack has been nimble and quick on jacking up the spoon on the candlestick. when he started to hang around with some fiends, he got strung out, sold the cow for beans. then he told jill "i love you honey, but you gotta hit the streets, go and get my money", cause he needed it urgently for his medicine. story ends with jack starting a track up and down the hill, got to walkin thinkin ace what he told to jill.

i don't really understand it. maybe triff can figure ot out.

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pongo



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HEINI i looooooove u soooooo much Razz Embarassed Razz Embarassed Razz Embarassed Razz

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