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Bionic Commando
Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. |
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Trip to Tallinn, Estonia |
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As I told you guys before, I didn't take too much pics.
There was just so many other things to take care, so sorry about that.
My main goal in this trip was to buy alcoholic beverages and cigarettes, because they are just so much cheaper in Estonia.
Also to eat well, go to local strip clubs and beach. If I would get lucky, maybe meet some nice ladies too.
In the first day I didn't took any pics, just drinked a lot in the boat and tried to find my hotel from the town.
Minibar was ok, maybe it could be bigger...
There were those big athletics happening there, so finding good hotel room was kinda hard. Enough room for me still,
and maybe for one lady of the night too.
There was also this nice escape plan on the wall also, if you don't have enough monay to pay from your room.
Last time I spend nite in Tallinn, you could smoke anywhere, this time being smoker sucked. Anywhere you look, you see this fascist sign.
I went this nice local stripclub, called "Lasso". Sadly going in there with camera was impossible, so you'll have to just imagine every nice thing.
I was gettin in quite rough shape back then, don't really remember anything, but the thing I do remember, was that back in the hotel I was alone...
The local monay looks funny. Full of unknown faces. I bet there isn't that much Estonian celebrities around.
The local beach was awesome. Estonian girls are pretty much ten times better looking than Finnish, so lots of good butts over there. Man, it is like paradise, those long legs of Russian ladies are perfect. Didn't take the camera there, just tried to lay down on my stomach. PARADISE I TELLS YA!
Next night I head to local Russian restaurant to drink some Vodka, there was only these basic drinks around. Didn't turn around the pics, so sorry about that.
Russian starters, pickles with honey and local sour cream. And of course iced Vodka from frozen glass.
Some Russian Vodka (I think this was "Moskovskaja") and local beer too.
Fish in the pot, don't really remember what this shit did taste like.
Last day I did my shopping. Bought 96 cans of strong Gin Long Drink. 24 cans of strong beer. 2 half litre bottles of coffee liquer. and 10 half litre bottles of local vodka. Also 10 packs of cigarettes and 150 packs of tobacco papers.
Spend the last hours in the boats bar.
There was this buffet also. I was feeling a little weak so just ate some starters.
First plate. There was this caviar and shit:
And btw. YES, that juice is non-alcoholic. Haha!
Second plate: More starters. Some random shit, trying to get better.
Third plate: Potatoes, meat and some mushrooms.
Overall, this was an nice trip. Not much to say, don't remember anything from the first day really.
Still, hope you enjoyed.
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:36 pm |
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Spliffy
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Joined: 10 Feb 2006 Posts: 2106 Location: Coquelles, France |
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You cut your hair?
haha!
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:54 pm |
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Bionic Commando
Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. |
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:15 pm |
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Spliffy
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Joined: 10 Feb 2006 Posts: 2106 Location: Coquelles, France |
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I need a side shot to verify that you don't have a mullet.
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:29 pm |
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Bionic Commando
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I need a side shot to verify that you don't have a mullet. |
Trust me, if I've had a mullet, I would wear it proud.
Meeting Lemma today, maybe he can take that pic.
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Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:41 am |
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Bionic Commando
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Just met Lemma.
He is a nice guy, shame that he didn't have much free time,
and he has to leave my town tomorrow morning.
Anyways. Thats it.
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Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:44 am |
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SauBaer
Joined: 11 Mar 2008 Posts: 466 Location: Ze Germani |
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nice!
any pics of lemma?
we could visit st petersburg... live there for free... russian girls, stripclubs, lots of vodka, you know ehm yes when i´m over 27
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:54 pm |
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Bonzo
Joined: 31 Jan 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: Stockport UK |
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Makes you look about 12!
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:22 pm |
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Bionic Commando
Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. |
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Makes you look about 12! |
Does it?
Oh thank you!
That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever told me.
Do you think I could now start meeting younger girls?
And no, I don't have pics from Lemma, I think he got scared after I told him that he might get in my apartment to an private photosession...
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:33 pm |
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TriffiD
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Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany |
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That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever told me.
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And at the same time it is the most blatant lie, I ever heard.
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:37 pm |
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Spliffy
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Makes you look about 12! |
Do you think I could now start meeting younger girls?
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:46 pm |
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KillaMasta
Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 3132 Location: Münster, Germany |
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Makes you look about 12! |
Do you think I could now start meeting younger girls?
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What's wrong? I always thought gonzos should be ugly, nasty and dirty? Even they are pedophiles... Okay, that would be too much
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