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AlvareZ
Joined: 21 Jul 2009
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 Helloz gonzoz! :) |
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Umm..yea I just want ask the following question: Can i join gonzo?
some of u guys saw me today and i asked this same question...but enywayz.
Name: Its Miikka
ingame name: AlvareZ
age:19
nationality: What?! Finland or Europe? 
gender: male of course
invited by following gonzo-member: None, but i umm...nothing 
why you should be a gonzo?: I dunno...its sounds like fun and i searching team/clan 
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Bionic Commando
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Helou.
Morjens mieheen.
Team gonzo| is always recruiting, but getting in is quite hard.
Few tips:
- Spam this forum LIKE HELL!
- Try to connect some TS-channels that are filled with our members
(cause atm it seems that our TS is quite empty most of the time  [Bastards!] )
- Try to play on HeroS obj ('cause most of us play there, also you can meet Spliffy at MASSA or AK47 BC)
- Try to join mixed wars with us.
- Stop taking showers and try to be as dirty (but fair) as you can.
- Try to be drunk as much as you can.
With time you'll be in, if we like you somewhat.
Good luck, you'll need it!
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Shifty
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-stop shave ur titties !!!
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AlvareZ
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Roger that! (so can i use gonzo|alvarez tag now)
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Majesty
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What? im more dirty than Bionic and im not gonzo!
by being drunk you mean Init drunk or like kirby drunk?
Hairy tits you mean hairy tits like Heini has?`
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Bionic Commando
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Roger that! (so can i use gonzo|alvarez tag now) |
Hey AlvareZ
Thanks for your request but not so fast, please.
Let's give us some time to know you better at least the active-active-gonzos.
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TriffiD
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Becoming a gonzo takes quite a while. I'e been waiting for years, now. They are so cruel.
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Majesty
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they make me do things! Pull down my leatherpants and doing things to me... (actually i enjoy that)
You really should think twice before thinking of joining em
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TriffiD
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they make me do things! Pull down my leatherpants and doing things to me... (actually i enjoy that)
You really should think twice before thinking of joining em |
Pulling down your leathepants is pretty basic procedure, I can tell you. After a while they come up with the real stuff. I don't want to go into details here, but it includes Heini!
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Spliffy
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OK Alvarez.
You've shown an interest in our clan and that is cool.
First of all you should know more about us.
gonzo| is a damn sexy tag but it isn't just a tag, it is a lifetime membership into a strange and twisted cyber family. There are many inactive gonzos but they will remain gonzo because we all love each and every one of them for the dirty stinkers they are.
Bio is right. Getting in is hard and getting out is even harder because if you leave us after we accept you into our family we will be very upset indeed.
I spoke with AK47|=readyPL= and custom who both said you were still in their clan. If this is true then you should leave AK47 and ride solo for some time before trying to join us.
We don't take clan hoppers unless you are a shotgun wielding kangaroo.
Once you have done this you can come play with the guys on the obj servers, join our ts and have fun with us. If you have fun with us and we like you, that is all that matters. It is a very natural process. We don't care about skills as it is pure gonzoness that counts in our dirty world (that is why we have players like monty who can't shoot for shit (he's gonna get me now ))
You will not be able to wear a gonzo|trial* tag until we have an offical vote on your status and that will take some time as I explained above. So if you want a quick clan to join we are probably not what you are looking for. If, on the other hand, our twisted world appeals to you, give it time and I am sure you won't be dissapointed.
BTW guys BIO is right. I do play on AK47, MASSA and Shotzone nearly all the time now. Why do I like BC so much?
Maybe I should get back into OBJ or will some of you join me now and then (I see Monty, Shifty and pongoo now and then).
That's it from me on the subject other than....
dstr Death is a cocksucker
Oh yeah and Triff...Where the fook is my package? Did you have to collect it in person from china or something? I check the post every day in the hope that a nice German parcel full of BBQ stuff might arrive but always end up cry as the postman walks past my door:!:
Also. If you want to join us you know what to do and where to post
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TriffiD
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Actually they thought about canging the clan-name to [smelly{{mafia}}].
Spliffy: Yes, you're right. I'm really sorry. You are absolute top of the list now. I will explain eveything. Can't even say that the thing that took me so long is the best.
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Becoming a gonzo takes quite a while. I'e been waiting for years, now. They are so cruel. |
negative public relations...triffid triffid....but since you've waited for some long and I don't want you to call us "cruel" in any way in the public from now...I finally congratulate you for passing the gonzo| trial stage...
welcome gonzo|TriffiD!
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Welcome TriffiD!
Nice to have more Neelix people in!
Welcome to our world of drug addicts, flipped bodybuilders, social bums and drunkards, and such.
People who make hells angels look like girl scouts.
gonzo|-spirit FTW!
reverend|Bio
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