Register • Search • FAQ • Memberlist • Usergroups • Log in This man could be Bionic      teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Funny shit! View previous topic View next topic This man could be Bionic Author Message KillaMasta Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 3132 Location: Münster, Germany This man could be Bionic A gentleman, isn't he? http://video.de.msn.com/watch/video/how-to-pick-up-women/1j2chiygs Btw.: WTF... Or is Bionic the guy surfing? _________________ "One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:45 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. I thought that he would carry those bitches in the trunk. _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:29 am Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. You know what day is today? It is nightdriving day. Or night. We get quite dark nights here now, and that is of course an awesome thing! My town have two days party this "Night of the Happenings" if I may translate it straight. In this party people gather around the town to drink and see all kinds of shows and entertainers. This first day, being thursday is usually a little bit quieter and this is also time the shy artists come to crawl the streets. You know this type, these treehuggers and such. Time to go to ruin their peace. Tomorrow is just a traditional day to drink as much as you can, so all teenagers and drunkards show up. _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:53 pm KillaMasta Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 3132 Location: Münster, Germany Could it be, Bionic, that you just drink the whole day and as often as you can? Your country is much more drinking that Poland I think, in few years you will displace the polish drinker! YOU ADDICTED BITCHES _________________ "One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:54 pm Spliffy Site Admin Joined: 10 Feb 2006 Posts: 2106 Location: Coquelles, France Tree huggers must love you pulling up in a roaring corvette... _________________ Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:20 am ( >'.')> Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: Where i lay my head is home Spliffy wrote: Tree huggers must love you pulling up in a roaring corvette... Bio should put a sticker in his car that says "Hybrid" _________________ d3im0s wrote: I like arnie's dick Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:27 am KillaMasta Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 3132 Location: Münster, Germany He has no Chorvette anymore, has he? I thought he was selling that nice car... _________________ "One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:38 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany KillaMasta wrote: He has no Chorvette anymore, has he? I thought he was selling that nice car... He said Jehova! _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:54 am Bonzo Joined: 31 Jan 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: Stockport UK Triff you are obsessed with British films.Are there any funny German ones I should know about? _________________ Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:52 am TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Bonzo wrote: Triff you are obsessed with British films.Are there any funny German ones I should know about? Hardly any. The problem with us Germans is not that we had no humour, but for some reason we cannot help but stealing funny Ideas from other movies and recycle them. A quite good and very successful German movie was "Der Schuh des Manitu". But watch the last few seconds of this trailer and this scene from "The Naked Gun". It was a funny film anyways, but I don't know if there is an English synchronisation. Watch this as an example. _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:35 am Splinx Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 628 Location: Dortmund, Germany The Helge Schneider movies..Texas...00 Schneider..and Praxis Dr. Hasenbein...but i doubt there is a syncro I consider em as funny as monty phyton (most ppl h8 helge though..the mark of the genius;) _________________ Blueberry wrote: yeah, quote me harder, bitch Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:18 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. But German TV-series rock! Long live Der Alte and Ein Fall Für Zwei! _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:27 am Display posts from previous:  All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year  Oldest FirstNewest First     teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Funny shit! All times are GMT + 1 Hour Page 1 of 1   Jump to:  Select a forum About Team Gonzo----------------NewsWho is Gonzo?The Gonzo ServersBecome a member!Wanna fight gonzo|? Public Forum----------------Talk, talk, talk!Help & SupportOff-TopicFunny shit!Gonzo and friendsCook it baby!Games & More TrueCombat:Elite----------------About TrueCombat:EliteTrueCombat:Elite Downloads You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group Design by Freestyle XL / Flowers Online.